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Minecraft: TrollCraft Ep. 1 - THE MADNESS BEGINS is the first episode of CaptainSparklez' perspective of the Minecraft series TrollCraft. The episode was released on August 26, 2016.

TranscriptEdit

  • Jordan: <is on Minecraft title screen>
  • Ian: Hey what's goin on guys SSundee here...
  • Crainer: <makes birdlike sound>
  • Ian: ...with Crainer and CaptainSparklez.
  • Jordan: That was...
  • Crainer: Wassup man?
  • Jordan: ..yeah dude, nice interruption there, bud.
  • Crainer: Thank you, it's what I do, man, it's what I do.
  • Ian: Crainer, how long have we been waiting for this day?
  • Crainer: I can't believe this is a thing, dude! What!?
  • Jordan: I know dude, I can't...I've been waiting so long dude I just can't...
  • Ian and Crainer: <laughs>
  • Jordan: ...believe it! Wow! Woo! Minecraft!
  • Ian: Dudes, it is here. Trollcraft...is finally here. What we have been told by Kehaan and X33N, the new, so we have Kehaan, you guys know Kehaan, we have a new, uh, server master?
  • Jordan: The server master, yeah.
  • Ian: Yeah, his name is X33N, dudes. His name is X33N. They made us a modpack and a server, and what they told us to do is simply log on, check out our skins, and...
  • Crainer: What!!
  • Jordan: <chuckles confusedly> And...
  • Ian: And read the achievement book.
  • Crainer: Wait, are we...
  • Jordan: Okay.
  • Crainer: ...logging on right now? Are you guys ready?
  • Ian: <stammers> ...I...go ahead.
  • Jordan: Let's go multiplayer and... <selects multiplayer and logs on TrollCraft server>
  • All three talk at once
  • Crainer: ...waiting for you dude...
  • Jordan: TrollCraft...
  • Ian: ...trollcraft going in...
  • Crainer: Come on, come on...
  • Crainer: <laughs>
  • Jordan: <loads in world> Okay... <looks around, sees others> Wait, why are you guys in...
  • Jordan: <sees that Ian's and Crainer's skins have been "stripped" of their pants, revealing what looks like tight underwear>
  • Crainer: Why are you naked Sparklez?
  • Jordan: ...your underwear?

    • Seems you have some custom Chance Cubes rewards captainsparklez...
    • Let the fun begin! >:)
    • MrCrainer joined the game
    • SSundee joined the game
    • Veinminer using client keybind. See mod config for details.

  • Jordan: <goes up to Crainer> You're in pink underwear, bro.
  • Crainer: What!? No!!
  • Jordan: F5 yourself, oh my god. <proceeds to F5 himself, sees his skin's red underwear>
  • Jordan: What happened last night, guys?
  • Crainer: Um...you guys weren't supposed to know that I have pink underwear.
  • Ian: Why do I have blue...
  • Crainer: Why do I have the pink underwear??

    • X33N left the game

  • Ian: <laughs>
  • Crainer: Why...pink underwear
  • Jordan: <giggles>
  • Ian: So he said, read the Achievement Book, introduction:
  • Jordan: <opens Achievement Book in hotbar> <it says:>
    • == Introduction ==
    • After a wild night of drinks and debauchery you awake to a vast landscape stretching out before you - glaciers, deserts, mesas, and in the far distance the ominous rumble of a volcano.
    • How did you end up here? Where are your pants? Why do you have the name Gertrude and a phone number written on your hand? You may not be able to answer the troubling questions from your past, but you have your whole future ahead of you.
    • <to second page>
    • == Welcome to Troll Island ==
    • □ Make a home for yourself. Four walls, a roof, a door, and a lit interior.
    • □ Craft and place a bed so you can stop sleeping on rocks.
    • □ Find water. Should be simple, right?
    • □ Bang rocks together until you get gravel, sand, and clay.
  • Ian: <reads> After a wild night of drinks and debauchery you awake to a vast landscape stretching out before you... <laughs>
  • Jordan: <continues reading> glaciers, deserts, mesas, and in the far distance the ominous rumble of a volcano.
  • Jordan: <closes Achievement Book> We had a wild night last night, gentlemen.
  • Ian: <reads on> How did you end up here? Where are your pants?
  • Ian and Crainer: <laughs>
  • Jordan: Same could be said for you guys, jeez.
  • Ian: <reads on> Why do you have the name Gertrude and a phone number written on your hand?
  • Crainer: Oh yeah, I kinda...I kinda kissed Gertrude last night dude I remember that one.
  • Jordan: No, wait, but I wanted to, we were all going to...
  • Jordan: <goes up to the others> We were all going for Gertrude? Oh jeez.
  • Crainer: <laughing> ...messed up...Gertrude is actually dead now. Yeah, she died.
  • Jordan: <laughs> Ooohhhh no. <tries to read, but Ian talks>
  • Ian: ...look at this terrain though.
  • Jordan: <reads more loudly> You may not be able to answer the troubling questions from your past, but you have your whole future ahead of you.
  • Jordan: ...is how it wraps up. <breathes in> Okay.
  • Ian: So there's a bunch of achievements, dude look at this terrain. Apparently they made an entire custom map for this, uh, TrollCraft.
  • Crainer: Wait, like an entire, like, custom world?
  • Ian: Look at the terrain, dude! This is all custom!
  • Crainer: Whaaat?!
  • Jordan: <looks around> Oh my gosh, like, this is, this is the entire world. It's completely...
  • Ian: ...from what I understand the entire world is custom. If you go- if you press your inventory, there's a hundred and 6 pages...
  • Jordan: <looks at inventory, gets achievement "Taking Inventory", fireworks go off> Oh boy.
  • Ian: ...of items.
  • Jordan: Oh boy. <Jordan's inventory has 101 pages>
  • Crainer: What?!
  • Jordan: All righty then!
  • Ian: Not to mention, there's gonna be a tier system for trolls apparently. I have no i- Crainer, I...I don't know, homie.
  • Jordan: <looks at Achievement Book>
  • Crainer: I'm gonna make another diss rap song, that's for sure.
  • Jordan: <snorts in amusement>
  • Ian: All I know is we're in the wilderness with our underwear.
  • Crainer: It's, it's how we like it!
  • Jordan: Maybe I'll make a backing instrumental for your diss rap song. Or something.
  • Crainer: That would be dope.
  • Jordan: Yeah, 'cause music.
  • Ian: ...gosh, so you know what?
  • Jordan: <looks at Achievement Book again>
  • Ian: I hate both of you, I'm hanging up the call, I'm going to do my own thing. Leave me alone. <runs away>
  • Crainer: <punches Jordan> Good luck, jerks!
  • Jordan: <starts running away> Wait, oh gee, all right fine! <speaks over Crainer> See you later! I'm gonna get Gertrude before you get Gertrude!
  • Ian: She's dead, you weirdo.
  • Jordan: No she's...
  • Crainer...pink underwear!
  • Jordan: Bye.
  • <jumpcut>

    • MrCrainer joined the game

  • All right! So, uhh, this is TrollCraft! The new series, it'll be going alongside. We'll have Pixelmon as a series...

    • <MrCrainer> gl noobs

  • We'll have this as a series, so the goal is, after we actually get a setup here, <opens Achievement Book> So I wanna try to complete, like the first 4 objectives, if possible, in this episode. That'd be great- <sees mob> That's not good. <turns away> Okay, we're probably gonna die.

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