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8 Minecraft Secrets You Didn't Know - (Limited Part 1) is the first part of a let's play CaptainSparklez did of the Minecraft map Limited. It was posted on his main YouTube channel on February 9, 2016.

TranscriptEdit

LobbyEdit

  • [The video starts with Jordan staring a series of signs.]
    • [The first one says, "This map is a test of your knowledge of Vanilla Minecraft!"]
    • [The second one says, "Rules: Do whatever you want to do! No commands"]
    • [The third one says, "Almost all of the challenges in this map are possible in regular worlds"]
    • [The fourth one says, Things to Note: Slow processes have been sped up!"]
    • [The fifth sign says, Hints: Hints are available if you are stuck."]
    • [The sixth sign says, I hope you learn something about Minecraft through this map"]
    • [The seventh sign says, Aim to use as little hints as possible!"]
  • Jordan: This map is a test of your knowledge of Vanilla Minecraft.
  • Jordan: And by yours I mean mine, and by mine I mean it's pretty limited, just like the name of this map, which is called Limited, which is a map about testing your knowledge of vanilla Minecraft.
  • [moves toward the second sign] The rules are to do whatever you want to do, no exceptions just do what you wanna do, no commands, there are no rules around here, you're not the boss of me.
  • [moves to third sign] Almost, i repeat, almost all the challenges in this map are possible in regular worlds, which would imply that some of them are not, and that therefore this, [turns around to look at lobby] This, is not a regular world. Do you see this? This is anything but regular.
  • [moves to fourth sign] Slow processes have been sped up, so that's good i guess.
  • [moves to fifth sign] Hints are available, if you're stuck,
  • [sixth sign] I hope you learn something about Minecraft through this map,
  • [glances at seventh sign, turns around and walks into lobby] and to use as few hints as possible. Well, we'll see whether or not that's gonna happen.
  • [walks to another side of the room] [a sign says, "Limited a Puzzle Map by Justcamh"] [two identical player heads hang on the wall on each side of the sign]
  • Jordan: It's by, uhh, Justcamh. (pronounces it "just-cam-aitch") Sup, dude.
  • [runs to another side of the room] [two signs are on each side of a stone button that each say "Play"] All right, let's get this thing started and see how it goes! [presses button]

Level 1: Craft 1 Loaf of BreadEdit

  • [bells ring]
  • [Jordan is teleported to Level 1]
  • [Jordan receives a magenta block in slot 1 of his hotbar, and a blue block in slot 2]
  • [Jordan receives dialogue:]
    • Level 1
    • Task:
    • - Craft 1 loaf of bread
    • In each level you will have to complete a certain goal!
    • Complete the goal to progress to the next level. If you like you can get a hint by throwing the blue block or you can restart the level by throwing the magenta block.
  • Jordan: [reads dialog] Okay! So! [looks around room] Let's see what we're doing here. [walks to chest] What do we got? What do we got? [opens chest]
  • [the chest contains 27 stacks of seeds with 2-4 seeds in each stack, totaling 64 seeds] Probably some seeds, that would be necessary - [takes seeds, closes chest] I don't know of a way of getting bread without getting wheat from seeds. That would have been really, really mystical - so, what do we need to do here?
  • [goes to tree, starts hitting it] Probably hoe the ground, by making a hoe, I would imagine. Unless...okay, so is the thing we're supposed to learn here that the ground can actually be saturated by - [looks at the wet sponges in the ground] Wet sponges? Maybe. [opens inventory, crafts 1 of the 3 oak logs from the tree into 4 wood planks] Maybe that's what the thing is. [crafts the 4 wood planks into a crafting table] Hmm! Cause I didn't actually know that, so that would be a fascinating thing - [crafts remaining 2 wood blocks into 8 wood planks, then crafts 2 of those wood planks into 4 sticks] to learn. Well, let's see how it goes.
  • [places crafting table next to chest, places down 2 sticks and 2 planks to make a wooden hoe] We'll throw you over there, and do this, and we'll see if the ground is able to stay hoed. So slow processes - [hoes three grass blocks, which immediately turn back to normal grass blocks] oh. That didn't... [hoes another grass block, which immediately turns back to a normal grass block] ...That didn't work at all! Okay! So that's not how we do this! All-righty then, I guess...
  • ...oh, maybe we just, okay, we probably [coughs] we probably just have to extract the water - [mines wet sponge, takes it] from this. By doing something. Wait, how do you...? How do you actually...? [places wet sponge back on the ground]
  • ...extract the water from a wet sponge? Umm, oh man. I might have to rack my brain here really quickly. I don't have much experience with wet sponges.
  • [jumpcut] So this is what I think. I think I need to make a pickaxe as well. [takes 3 more logs from the oak tree, receives "Getting Wood" achievement] And then after we make ourselves a... a pickaxe, ummm, why did I only just get the "Getting Wood" achievement? I had already got other pieces of wood. But whatever. Anyway.
  • So! All right. So after we do this, [opens inventory] get some more - actually I need [closes inventory, goes to crafting table] Well I need to make a pickaxe anyway, [crafts wooden pickaxe] Now we're gonna use this to get the stone, and then from that, then we're gonna make a furnace, [starts mining stone, cobblestone, and clay] *then we're gonna [coughs] ...using, like, one of the planks of wood or something, we're gonna smelt the thing, right? That's what we're gonna do, and we're gonna put the bucket... a bucket? Wait, there's gotta be iron somewhere.
  • Right? Otherwise, where am I gonna get a bucket? I didn't even think about that. Uhh, so, yeah, you, you got some iron down there, right? [digs down] There's some iron down there? [sees iron block] Ohh, there we go! Okay, we got some iron. Sweet!
  • Okay, so I need to...can I mine an iron block with a stone pickaxe? I can, right? Well, all right, let me just see. [goes over to pick up a sapling that fell from the tree] I'm glad that there's iron down there, otherwise I would have been like, I have no idea what I'm doing. It would have been cool if sponges could actually saturate the ground, but that's a no-go.
  • [goes to crafting table] Umm, so, anyway. What are we doin? Oh, we're gonna make... some more sticks, [crafts 1 block of wood into 4 wood planks, leaves 2 blocks of wood in his inventory] just in case I need raw wood for any reason. I don't know.
  • [crafts 2 wood planks into 4 sticks] Let's do that, [crafts stone pickaxe with 2 sticks and 3 cobblestone] and then we will do that, [puts stone pickaxe in his inventory] and it will be great and then we'll do this [walks over to mine iron block] and then we'll... [starts mining it] Please...please work. Please don't do bad things- [iron block drops itself] That did good...that did good things! That's...Okay I was worried, I'll admit, there [digs a stair down to grab iron block]
  • Alright, so we got that! I don't think we need... [goes to crafting table, de-crafts iron block into 9 iron ingots] I think that's all we need, just a little bucket right there. [crafts bucket with 3 iron ingots] That's gonna be sweet. Then we got a bucket, then we got a furnace- [crafts furnace with 8 cobblestone] and then we got our furnace fuel... [places furnace next to crafting table] Aw man dude this is gonna be great!
  • I like this. I like this map, though, it's an interesting...concept.
  • All right, so we gotta get the sponge... [goes to mine sponge, grabs it] All right Mr. Sponge...And that's right, cause all slow processes are sped up, like that's why it's turning into grass super quickly, cause the speed's all... [goes to furnace] interesting.
  • Uhh, okay. So what we need to do is we want to do this [puts wet sponge into furnace input and a wood plank into the fuel slot] and then we want to do this [wood plank is consumed, puts bucket into fuel slot] and then...hope that that's enough fuel. [coughs] I think it should be, and you're gonna fill with water, right? [points at bucket] You're gonna fill with water. It's all gonna...it's all gonna work great [dry sponge appears in furnace output and the empty bucket turns into water bucket] Ha-hey! That's how we do it! [grabs water bucket and dry sponge]
  • All right! And now, [digs 1x1 hole in ground] if I'm not mistaken, [fills hole with water from bucket and hoes 4 dirt blocks next to water, turning them into farmland] Uh-huh! Mm-hmm. And so you should just [plants seeds on each of the 4 farmland] be quick because ticks are all fast and stuff. [seeds start growing into wheat very quickly]
  • Yup! One loaf of bread coming right up at your service by... [grabs 3 wheat] ...the professional vanilla Minecraft master - that's what you can call me now, um, I'm rebranding my channel, I'm now going to be ProfessionalVanillaMinecraftMaster2016 [goes to crafting table, crafts 3 wheat into loaf of bread, takes loaf of bread] There we go!

Level 2: Craft 1 Bowl of Rabbit StewEdit

  • [bells ring]
  • [Jordan is teleported to level 2]
  • [Jordan receives dialogue:]
    • Level Completed!
    • Level 2
    • Next Task:
    • -Craft 1 bowl of rabbit stew
  • Level 2! Craft one bowl of...rabbit stew. [wanders around room] I've never actually made a rabbit stew so far, so... um... yeah... no, at least we've got... [walks to small animal pen that contains a mooshroom and 2 rabbits] ...at least we've got the rabbits, we've got the...mooshroom, so we can stew it up.
  • [goes to chest, grabs iron sword called "The Ultimate Looter" enchanted with "Looting C"] And we have "The Ultimate Looter." [puts sword in inventory, walks over to animal pen] Which means, I'm assuming, we're killing everything. [talks to animals] I'm sorry guys. It's...yeah.
  • [jumpcut] Yeah so my question here is... how do we get a carrot and a potato? I'm really confused on that part.
  • Um... so... [wanders around room] I guess, you know what? [starts punching birch tree] Let's start doing what we gotta do, cause we're gonna need to make a furnace, so let's make a furnace! It's gonna be great!...We'll do a furnace, and...everything is gonna be swell, and then...maybe once we make a furnace, like, the rest will all become clear to us or something like that...like I'll be hit by this moment of realization.
  • [crafts 4 birch logs into 16 wood planks] Everything is gonna be okay, [crafts 4 wood planks into crafting table, gets achievement "Benchmarking"] there are no problems in the world, and, you know [places crafting table next to chest] it's really all...it's fine. [crafts 2 wood planks into 4 sticks] Everything's gonna be okay as soon as we have a furnace 'cause fire is the key to life.
  • Umm, okay, so let's make a pickaxe, and we'll get ourselves some cobblestone... [crafts wood pickaxe with 2 sticks and 3 wood planks, gets achievement "Time to Mine!"] [accidentally throws remaining 7 wood planks at a rabbit next to the chest] ...from the wood that - I didn't mean to throw that at you, bud. [talks to rabbit] [picks up 7 wood planks]
  • [continues talking to rabbit] I mean, I'm gonna kill you shortly, but I want to make sure that your last moments on earth are, like, really really pleasant. And I don't wanna throw wood at you and ruin that.
  • [starts mining stone with wood pickaxe] So. Anyway, let us go ahead and grab ourselves some...some cobblestone from over here...be great. And, um, you know it's still not coming to me. It's not still definitely not...okay, we got...we got that. [walks away from pile of stone]
  • [walks to crafting table, crafts furnace with 8 cobblestone] And, um, here we go. [takes furnace, gets achievement "Hot Topic"] Okay, fantastic. We have a furnace. [places furnace next to crafting table] And so I was hoping that I'd be hit with some...epiphany. Of sorts. And I'm not. [sighs] Don't know how we get the carrot and the potato. [breathes in] Uh...okay.
  • [jumpcut] [Jordan is now standing in front of a hole dug under the pile of stone, revealing a zombie spawner underneath] So it turns out...we have a zombie spawner here! Interesting to know! Okay! So I'm wondering if we completely unobstruct the zombie spawner, [starts digging around it] will it...start spawning zombies?
  • Or do we need to make it so it's dark down there? Maybe it's a little bit too light right now and that's - that's the problem. Is it too light down there for you? [starts blocking off light from above with cobblestone]
  • Do you need darkness in order to function properly? [rabbit jumps into cave Jordan built for zombie spawner] Maybe? [goes into cave, starts blocking off exit] I don't wanna trap myself in here. Mr. Rabbit, dude, this is not a place for you. [starts unblocking exit] Why won't the zombies spawn?
  • [jumpcut] Okay but really what the hell's going on with the zombies dude? [leaves cave] Why aren't... [looks inside cave at spawner] Can you spawn?
  • [jumpcut] [walks to spawner, pushing rabbit against it, looks confused] There's some weird...do you hear those sound effects? Or am I going insane? [weird sound effects like glitched human voices suddenly start] What. What is going on?? [Jordan is creeped out by the sounds] Am I going crazy? Do you hear that- [male voice starts, then immediately stops before a coherent word comes out] [Jordan is thoroughly confused]
  • [jumpcut] Is...is it you? [goes up to rabbit] What are you doing, rabbit? Why are you giving me that? [rabbit has not "given" Jordan anything] [rabbit jumps on top of spawner] What are you doing? Do I need to get rid- do I need to kill you? Is that what you're trying to tell me that I need to kill you and then the voices will stop and the zombies will spawn- [hits rabbit with sword]
  • Fine. I'll do it. I'll do it. [hits rabbit again, killing it] I'll do it. I'll do it and what did I get? [picks up item dropped by rabbit] [checks inventory, sees raw rabbit] I got...I got the rabbit.
  • Okay. I needed that. [looks at spawner] [yells] Why won't the zombies spawn?? Oh, the voices are gone, though.
  • [jumpcut] [cave is sealed off and pitch black, zombie spawns] Turns out I needed to- [kills zombie with "The Ultimate Looter", sees a large amount of rotten flesh drop] Holy mother of god that's a lot of- [rotten flesh despawns, Jordan picks up a potato] Oh it disappears. Uh... [zombie spawns, Jordan kills it] I was saying "oh my god that's a lot of zombie meat" [picks up another potato] Okay.
  • [checks inventory] Hey we got 2 potatoes that's really sick! [zombie spawns] Oh hold on hold on. [kills zombie, picks up potato, another zombie spawns] Gimme stuff gimme stuff [kills zombie, picks up potato] I don't wanna die I don't wanna die
  • I got another potato. [has 4 potatoes now] We need...we need a carrot. [zombie spawns, Jordan starts killing it] Gimme carrot gimme carrot. Come on, you can give me a carrot- [kills zombie, picks up drops] Please give me a carrot? [another zombie spawns, Jordan kills it]
  • Please give me a carrot. Please? [checks inventory, sees 2 carrots] I got 2 carrots okay [zombie spawns, Jordan kills it] I think...do we need iron? [picks up iron ingot] We might need iron- [zombie spawns, Jordan starts killing it]
  • I don't know if we need to shear the cow, or if we can just kill the cow. [kills zombie, picks up potato, another zombie spawns] I'm just gonna shear the cow...to be, to be safe. [kills zombie] Hey come back I just need iron. Iron please? [picks up another iron ingot] I got 2 iron!
  • [turns around] Okay we're good. I gotta get outta here I gotta get outta here [starts mining exit, sunlight comes in] Okay stop spawning. [leaves cave]
  • Fantastic! I think we got this challenge completed! Sweet. [goes to furnace] Okay so, just need to- [puts 1 wood plank into fuel slot, puts raw rabbit into input] cook you real quick [goes to crafting table] then we need to make ourselves a...a bowl real quick [crafts 4 bowls with 3 wood planks]
  • Now we got 4 bowls and then- [hears zombie growling from cave, looks at cave] Why is there still a zombie spawning? There shouldn't be a zombie. [turns to crafting table, then furnace]
  • And then...we got our cooked rabbit [grabs cooked rabbit from furnace output] And then we need a baked potato [puts all 5 potatoes into furnace input] Sorry, almost forgot about that. [puts 1 wood plank into fuel slot]
  • Sweet. I'm wondering if we need- [turns to animal pen] No, we don't need anything else. Oh, yeah, let me make the shears. [uses inventory to craft shears from the 2 iron ingots] Boom.
  • [goes to mooshroom in pen] And hello Mr. Cow- [shears mooshroom into a cow, dropping 5 mushrooms] There we go, nice mushroom stew- [sees 2 rabbits in pen] And you two, you two are spared! You're spared- [sees zombie come out from cave] What a wonderful- [starts hitting zombie with magenta block] That's not gonna kill a zombie. [switches to "The Ultimate Looter"] I defaulted to, like, I always put my...sword on the first hotbar slot...um
  • [looks at cow and 2 rabbits] You guys get to live to fight another day. [goes to furnace, grabs the 1 baked potato that smelted from the furnace output] What a wonderful thing.
  • [goes to crafting table, places red mushroom, carrot, baked potato, and cooked rabbit] All right, so what's the...order...kinda like this? Or something? [places bowl, nothing happens] No? Not that. Okay. [starts rearranging the ingredients] Uhhh...rabbit on...top? [gets correct crafting recipe] There we go. I don't know why the order matters, but apparently it does.
  • [takes rabbit stew from crafting output]

Level 3: Get 10 DirtEdit

  • [bells ring]
  • [Jordan is teleported to Level 3]
  • [Jordan receives dialogue:]
    • Level Completed!
    • Level 3
    • Next Task:
    • -Get 10 dirt
  • There we go. We did it! Level 2 completed! Level number 3, the task is to get, uh...10...dirt, from... [looks around, room seems to have no dirt] a place that apparently doesn't have much... [sees that the acacia tree in front of him is planted on one block of dirt] ...dirt. At all.
  • Hmm... [finds block of dirt inside cave] oh, we got...so we're supposed to, like, look around, apparently. I imagine. It's a little scavenger hunt. Mm-hm.
  • [jumpcut] [Jordan is harvesting wood from the acacia tree] So...lemme make...y'know, the obligatory pickaxe and stuff, so that we can mine our way around here. I feel like that's probably gonna be important, and then... [opens inventory, crafts his 3 acacia logs into 12 wood planks] ...we'll go on a little scavenger hunt. Or something. It'll be fun. [crafts 4 wood planks into a crafting table, places crafting table on ground]
  • What-what are you talkin' about you don't like scavenger hunts. Scavenger hunts are great. Didn't you enjoy them when you were younger? [crafts 2 wood planks into 4 sticks] Or maybe you're young right now, and you should enjoy scavenger hunts, and if you don't, then, [crafts wood pickaxe with 3 wood planks and 2 sticks] why? Why? Go to- go and have fun! With people. Finding things. Me included. [starts mining stone] Okay. So that's a dirt right there. We need to...I'm just gonna make a better pickaxe, so things go faster.
  • [goes to crafting table, crafts stone pickaxe with 3 cobblestone and 2 sticks] All these processes are supposed to be sped up, except, y'know, the one where ya mine stuff. [proceeds to mine the dirt block under the now-floating tree, collects dirt block] All right! One dirt, [mines dirt block in cave] two dirt, any dirts up here? [goes above the cave] It would be great if I could just turn these brown wools into dirt, uh... [looks at tree above cave]
  • Do we have any dirt on top of the tree? [goes on top of tree] No, nega- ooh I can see the other stages from here! [looks behind] So this is what we've done so far, [looks ahead] and there are 8 total, I think, oh god look at all of the knowledge, you see? That's like, a high capacity of knowledge that's contained within those stages. And I'm not sure that I'm ready for it, honestly. [goes down from tree]
  • [jumpcut] [Jordan is looking at iron ore in the cave] So iron, okay. [goes to crafting table] How about some...some uhh do I wanna make a shovel? I'm gonna make a shovel. [starts crafting sticks from his remaining 3 wood planks]
  • [jumpcut] [Jordan starts mining gravel in the cave] All right, gravel. Farewell to you. I'm sure there's some...some dirt hiding in you within. Or something. [continues mining gravel with wood shovel] You're just gonna make me mine- [gets flint from a gravel block] ohh. Okay, so there's not just a bunch of dirt hiding. We have to turn other things into dirt.
  • Dirt doesn't have a crafting recipe. So...what a- yeah, no. I'm missin' something here. [leaves cave with 26 gravel and 2 flint] [coughs] Unless you've just got [starts mining stone in the ground outside cave] a bunch of dirt hidin' down there...It doesn't look like you- ohh. Oookay. So. So this is interesting. Where do you find the dirt when a map has no dirt?
  • [jumpcut] So I have a feeling this has something to do with...coarse dirt. In some way? 'Cause let's be honest. There's no other way to do anything dirt related with wool and...wool. Yeah. Wool and wool. Sssoo, that said I don't know the full story here. I'm gonna have to use- it's gonna make me feel all badly, it's keeping track of how many hints I use, and as soon as I do it it's gonna be like, 'oh, you don't know,' [incomprehensible muttering] but I'm going to do it. [throws the blue block]
  • [Jordan receives dialogue:]
    • < Hint > There is [sic] only two dirt on the level. There is none hiding.
  • [reads dialogue] Well, nice, dude. So that's a pretty sick hint, bro! [sarcasm]
  • [jumpcut] All right, I got it. I went on the... [sounds defeated] ..Minecraft Wiki. Looked up coarse dirt, we have a crafting recipe, which I kinda knew, but, [goes to crafting table, crafts 2 dirt and 2 gravel into 4 coarse dirt] I didn't really, I was kinda, not super on it, but then it kinda, a bell... [crafts stone hoe with 2 cobblestone and 2 sticks] a bell rang off and gravitated my eyes towards a particular piece of text which said that if you...if you hoe coarse dirt, you get dirt. [places down 4 coarse dirt]
  • So we can basically just create dirt from nothing here. [hoes 4 coarse dirt into 4 dirt] Which is good. [mines and collects the 4 dirt]
  • Y'know, law of conservation of matter and all that, I know, I know, I know, we're actually using gravel to make it and stuff and things but [looks at inventory, sees 24 gravel] yeah we got plenty of gravel. So that's pretty sweet.
  • [uses crafting in inventory to craft 2 dirt and 2 gravel into 4 coarse dirt] If we can do that, and then slowly but surely, we can just make our way... [places down 4 coarse dirt] ...two at a time... [hoes 4 coarse dirt into 4 dirt] ...to having 10 dirt. 'Cause science is pretty cool. [mines and collects 4 dirt] Never...never thought about that.
  • This is, uhh, this is quite the test, [uses crafting in inventory to craft 2 dirt and 2 gravel into 4 coarse dirt] of your vanilla Minecraft knowledge. I'm not even gonna lie, I was a little bit skeptical going in. I was like, 'how much can they really, test?' [places down 4 coarse dirt, hoes 4 coarse dirt into 4 dirt, starts mining 4 dirt with his hands] 'Could there, really be that much of a test- [Jordan realizes he has a shovel, which mines dirt faster than the player character's hand] Why am I not using a shovel? That could probably be a lot quicker. [mines remaining 3 dirt with wood shovel]
  • All right, so, now we're up to... [checks inventory, sees 8 dirt] eight. [uses crafting in inventory to craft 2 dirt and 2 gravel into 4 coarse dirt] And then let us do it one more time, and then we'll be good.
  • [places down 4 coarse dirt] And then we have, [hoes 4 coarse dirt into 4 dirt] our ten dirt. [mines and collects 3 of the dirt] It's not even gonna give me the time to savor the moment. Once I pick up this last one, it's gonna be like- [mines and collects the tenth dirt]

Level 4: Empty the CauldronEdit

  • [bells ring]
  • [Jordan is teleported to Level 4]
  • [Jordan receives dialogue:]
    • Level Completed!
    • Level 4
    • Next Task:
    • -Empty the cauldron
    • -You are not allowed to destroy the cauldron
  • 'boop You win!' All right! Level number 4! Next task: empty the cauldron. You are not allowed to destroy the cauldron. Well dammit that was the first thing I was gonna do. [laughs]
  • You know me too well. Where is the cauldron, by the way? [sees ladder and climbs it] Umm, so somehow -it must be up on the top- we...oh. [sees full cauldron, with a brewing stand on top of it and 2 crafting tables next to it]
  • [The cauldron has a sign on it that says:]
    • Empty this cauldron.
  • [Jordan reads sign] Of course I need to do that. [looks inside brewing stand, finds nothing] [Jordan goes to chest next to a spawner, which is neutralized by torches] So, what do we have in here? We have- [sees enchanted iron sword called "The Ultimate Looter" with "Looting C", Jordan takes it] "The Ultimate Looter." Good. Glad to see that.
  • [checks other chest, finds full set of iron armor] Here we have iron stuff. [puts armor on] So that, all right, let's think of ways that we can empty a cauldron.
  • Using bottles...can you use a bucket to empty a cauldron? [tries to break either brewing stand or cauldron with his fists] I can't break that with my...whatever. My fists, that's what it's called, that's the word I was lookin' for. [goes down ladder]
  • Is there any wood here I can use to craft any tools? [sees wood planks] There is. [starts mining wood planks with his fists] So I can snag some wood from here if I wanna snag some wood. By the way, if you're wondering why my screen's always, like, super bloody and stuff, it's just 'cause we're next to a barrier. And it's kinda bad. [mutters]
  • Okay. So this is good. Now we just snag ourselves some wood right here. Again, I don't know if it's totally necessary, I don't even know- [sees cave spider spawner behind cobwebs] Is the spider necessary? Is that necessary for any particular reason? I've gotta be wondering right now. [goes up ladder]
  • So we have a workbench that's already there, okay. [goes to crafting table] And then, yeah. And then from here, uhh, how do I want- [realizes that the spawner near the cauldron is a skeleton spawner] okay, so we have skeletons. How do I make...okay, so we don't even have zombies. Even if I wanted to make a bucket... [stares at skeleton spawner] bones... [goes down ladder]
  • [looks at cobwebs] And we have string. But what else can I get from them using "The Ultimate Looter?" [goes up ladder] [Jordan is lost in thought]
  • [jumpcut] All right, so... [looks at skeleton spawner] We need to kill- we need to kill skeletons, and we need to kill some spiders. That's pretty obvious. So I'm gonna do that, and then maybe we'll have another epiphany. Or something. [breaks torches on skeleton spawner]
  • All right, Mr...Mr. Skeletons, why do you even bother do put the torches there, when you...don't spawn anyway. I'll destroy all of them, maybe. [breaks two torches near cauldron, turns around and sees that a skeleton has spawned] Oh, there we go. Hello! How are you doing? [kills skeleton, picks up 11 arrows, 1 used bow, and 10 bones]
  • Uhh, there we go, so...yeah we get arrows, we get bows, we get bones, pretty cool. We gonna make a dispenser or something? We don't have redstone. Hey, can you spawn? Can you spawn real quickly? [breaks two more torches near cauldron]
  • [Jordan looks up and sees that the cauldron area is open to the sunlight] I don't wanna seal up this whole place cause' it'll be really obnoxious. Can you just...please. Okay fine. [goes down ladder]
  • '"While you're waiting to spawn, you're not doing it, I'm gonna go down here, and I'm gonna clear this area out, [starts breaking cobwebs with "The Ultimate Looter"] kill some spiders, hopefully this will be dark enough for them to spawn. Ummm. [looks around] Is there a torch there? Nope. [continues breaking cobwebs] You guys really...really don't like spawning at all, do you? Okay so we have some string, which... [sees 17 string in inventory] I mean do we need anything else really? You guys just don't... [goes up ladder]
  • What is it with mobs and really not wanting to spawn at all? You guys are such a pain. Such a pain- [skeleton spawns] Oh there you go. Thank you. Thank you for making the right decision [kills skeleton, picks up 44 arrows and 64 bones] in life WOW that's a lot of bones. Oh my god. Okay, so what can we make using, [refers to inventory] this?
  • Let's...think for a moment as to what are we can do? So we have strings. String can be used to make wool. Bones can be used to make bonemeal, bows can be used to make nothing, arrows can be used to make nothing. [sees 5 wood planks in inventory] We also have wood, [goes down ladder]
  • I suppose I should- I should probably just get all the wood down here if I'm being honest, right? Like, there's no reason not to. [starts mining wood] And...I'm just hoping I don't need to kill any...spiders to complete this, because they don't...they don't wanna spawn.
  • [Jordan breaks a wood plank that holds the only torch downstairs. The area downstairs goes dark immediately.] Oh. Maybe it's that. Oh. [cave spider spawns] Heeeey. Hey! There ya' are! Umm... [kills cave spider, sees that it dropped a large amount of string] Oh that's a lot of string. [collects the 40 string, Jordan now has 58 string]
  • Oh that's, that's a lot of string. [places torch and wood plank back down] Okay, so I think maybe we're good on string now. [places torch on cave spider spawner, breaks wood plank with torch] I would assume. We can make a lot of wool with that, if wool is what we need.
  • So what else? [continues mining wood planks] We can make...we can make more bows and arrows. Or just bows. [checks inventory] We have bows [Jordan has only 1 bow] so we don't have to make bows. We can make string. [Jordan means wool] Lemme make some string. [Jordan uses his inventory-crafting to make 14 wool from 56 of the string] Sorry. [Jordan realizes he has been saying string instead of wool] Lemme make some wool. And lemme make some bonemeal [uses inventory to craft 30 bonemeal out of 10 of the bones] and see if anything clicks.
  • What can we make out of that? Uhhh...okay. [Jordan looks around] All right, some more here. [mines a cobweb with "The Ultimate Looter" and collects 1 string] We can make...signs out of wood. We can make a bed. We can...we're not in the nether, so the bed can't blow up the cauldron and empty it, sadly. That woulda been great if it could. We could make a banner. We could make banners. Ummm. We could- I'm just thinking, glass? Glass. How do we get glass? [goes up ladder]
  • There's no way to get glass at all. [sees two skeletons that spawned] All right, guys, one sec. [kills one of them, picks up drops] Okay, thank you. [kills the other, picks up drops] Let's-ow [gets hit by another skeleton that spawned] you're finally deciding that you wanna spawn. I get it. [kills it, picks up drops, puts torch on spawner]
  • So let's see. What can we- [checks inventory] We can't make glass. There's no way to make glass. I'm like trying to rule out the things here, right? Am I gonna have to toss a hint out? Am I gonna have to toss a hint out and increase that number over there? The number of shame? I don't wanna increase the number of shame.
  • [looks at brewing stand] But you're indicating that, oh, maybe there should be some bottles here, why else would there be a brewing stand, y'know? Why else would we have that?
  • [jumpcut] Instead of using hints, ya boy is making plays. By going on the Minecraft Wiki. Figuring things out that he didn't necessarily know before, like you can wash off banners using a cauldron. [laughs] That, I think, that, is what we are doing. [uses torch to break the brewing stand on top of the cauldron] Okay so brewing stand, you're completely extraneous. We don't need you. You can go away.
  • [goes to crafting table] What we need to do, is we need to make a banner, just one banner, I think. [crafts 2 wood planks into 4 sticks] And then we just need to apply- [crafts banner with 1 stick and 6 wool] some patterns. Some invisible patterns to it, like that or something [puts 3 bonemeal in crafting table with banner] and then [takes banner with pattern to cauldron and washes it off] [Jordan giggles]
  • That's how we do it. [uses crafting table to apply the same pattern to the banner, with 3 bonemeal] Okay, so we wash off the banner pattern, and therefore deplete the cauldron. [crafts pattern again, and washes it off again]

Level 5: Craft a CompassEdit

  • [bells ring]
  • [Jordan is teleported to Level 5
  • [Jordan receives dialogue:]
    • Level Completed!
    • Level 5
    • Next Task:
    • -Craft a compass
  • We win. Didn't even use a hint there! Thanks Minecraft Wiki. [jumps on top of pig spawner] [pig spawns] I'll take that. So, next task: craft a compass. So, if we work backwards, we know there's no shortcut to crafting a compass, you need...you need, uhh, a redstone and 4 iron.
  • [goes to one of two chests, opens it] Like, that's all there is to it, right? [sees a splash potion, apple, and a spawn egg] [Jordan takes the Splash Potion of Weakness (3:00)] We have a potion of weakness, [Jordan takes the apple and the spawn egg, which is called "Summon Lightning"] [he realizes that though he took the items from the chest, duplicates of the items remained in the chest] infinity...okay.
  • [walks over to the two pigs next to the pig spawner] So we can turn you into...we can turn you into zombie pigmen. [walks over to second chest, opens it] [sees a full set of iron armor, a wood pickaxe, and "The Ultimate Looter"] [takes all 6 items] All right, with ultimate looting and stuff, that's cool. [puts on armor] We have a wooden pickaxe.
  • [goes over to pile of stone, starts mining it with the pickaxe] So I'm wondering if, do we have anything hidden in here. Anything hidden...we need iron, obviously, but I thought zombie pigmen were all about that gold though. I didn't think that they did any...ummm
  • [finds zombie spawner in the stone] Okay, so we do...ohhh. Mmm-hmmm. So this is how we get iron, and then we can splash-potion-of-weakness a zombie in order to get...a villager from it then we can trade with the villager maybe.
  • Is that it? This is gonna work. W...what do we need the gold for? That's my question- [outro music is louder than his voice]

Video cuts to outro


Jordan completes this map in Part 2. You can find out how his adventure concludes in More Minecraft Secrets - The First Will Shock You (Limited Part 2)/Transcript.

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